About

I'm Scarlett. I've spent the last fifteen years as an imbecile, and I hope to keep the streak going so that by next February, I've have been an imbecile for sixteen years.

I have an instagram and a couple of other social media sites but I won't link you to those because I can't let you people see the way I truly live.

See, I spend most of my time in bed with a double chin, looking like an absolute mess and reading dumb internet jokes. I can't let the world see that.

Considering the fact that I created this blog to talk about the weird shit, I may have failed in hiding my true self anyways.

This is probably the part where I'm supposed to include a picture of myself looking all cute and whatever, but instead you can have a picture a friend took of me in my natural habitat being compared to a meme. It sums me up pretty well.

They say a picture's worth a thousand words. That right there is two pictures spliced together, and therefore worth two thousand words.

That's 8/1000ths of a Harry Potter novel, so I consider that to mean my work here is done. I've written 8/1000ths of a bestseller today, can you say that?

No, you can't, because you're a rational human being.