Fifteen Years an Imbecile

Approximately fifteen seconds after creating my blog titled Fifteen Years an Imbecile, I realized the joke would only last until my next birthday, at which point I would then have been Sixteen Years an Imbecile. Sadly, however, foresight is not one of my talents.
Because google won't accept the shrugging emoji as my url, I will accept my fate until I think of a better blog title.
Anyway.
I think this is the part where I include a formal apology to anyone who reads this